I just thought I should let you know that I didn't run off and have a baby. (Thank goodness, cross fingers, etc.)
I feel I should tell you (since we're totally close like that) that the fetal fibronectin test has a high false positive rate, and one of the things that can make it read positive even though labor is not imminent is, ahem, rhymes with hecks. So, I will just say that, obviously, I wasn't feeling too bad on Christmas Eve.
I continue to recover from whatever little bug I had that made me think a baby was about to fall out of me. Sorry for the worry I caused, but now I can totally say that I can't do that laundry, vacuum that floor, etc, because I feel just awful and need to go rest.