Thursday, February 05, 2009
The Contents of My Kitchen Drawer
I have a cleaning lady coming today and before she can clean, i had to put things away. That drawer in the kitchen got the following additions: the box from the inside of a stuffed animal that makes it play music, masking tape, shoe polish, a screwdriver, playing cards, take-out menus, tic tacs, four crayons, six sheets of stickers, paperwork forms that are half-completed, some Lansinoh breastmilk storage bags, a handful of birthday cake candles, two half-used batteries (size AA), nineteen pens that may or may not work, and Mr. Potatohead's ear. There is no way all of this stuff is supposed to go in this drawer together. Where is this stuff supposed to go?