Zen

Oh, I know, you're wondering how I have maintained my steely calm through all that has been happening at my house, especially considering that I gave up wine. Well, here are my tips:

• Call the doctor's office every 45 to 90 seconds just hoping that once, for the love of god to you ever answer the phone and not let it go to voicemail?, they might answer the phone and reveal all right then and there.
• Google things like beta hcg pregnancy outcome
• Weigh Chuckles to ensure he is not slipping into dangerously dehydrated territory
• Do laundry (see also Vomit Boy with amazing aim)
• Eat cookies and drink chocolate milk
• Take photos of hpt and blog them

That's all I got.