- Pages me every time I go to the bathroom
- Calls for me overnight
- Calls for me all day
- Doesn't listen to reason
- Mumbles when he speaks so when I do what he's asked, I have done it wrong
- Wakes me at the crack of dawn and keeps me on the job until after dinner
He's a real tyrant. Good thing he makes it worthwhile with the snuggles and kisses (can I get a harrassment settlement out of this?).
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