My first day of Work - by the numbers

3: Number of minutes I was late on my first day
2: # of dollars I was paid so that my image could be used in advertising materials
4: # of forms I signed acknowledging receipt (policies and whatnot)
2: # of times my base salary of my life insurance
Nine million: # of people I met whose names I will not remember
5: # of people I met whose names I will remember
2: # of floors in the general office building
0: times I got lost in the building
2: hours spent at lunch (at Applebee's) and then getting a tour of the area
12: # of times I was asked why an engineer would be going into Sales
12: # of times I had no good answer to that question