Google is the Devil

I promise, this is my solemn vow, that I will not google any of the following things (for the next 24 hours):

• average age children give up naps completely
• pron [sic]
• how hard is it to re-enter the workforce (mommy-track)
• photos of big hooters
• is roofing tar toxic?
• Taste of Chicago restaurants serving turtle soup
• recipe for quick, easy one-dish dinners
• estimated sun exposure required for skin cancer
• maximize your toddler's brain development in 6 easy steps