I just saw an infomercial for Hot Springs Village featuring that Hispanic guys from CHiPS and I am ready to pack up and move to Arkansas.
So, I think I want this house.
Did you know, according to the informercial, that Arkansas is not a red-neck backwater? Further to that, did you know they speak English and have colleges nearby? Did you know Hot Springs is a metropolitan area with hospitals and schools? Well, yes, so says Erik Estrada.
Check out the website and maybe we can be neighbors. Mean home price is under $200k (about $145, actually).