Words that have come out of my mouth that, I swear, are not my own

• Sit down before you fall down.
• Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about.
• I have a hankerin' for some spankerin'. **
• What's the magic word?
• If you're not crying, you're not learning. **
• Every time I'd see that blueberry stain, I'd be reminded of what a bad little boy you were and that would make me sad.*

* - This one caused crying, so I thought I should tone the language down a little.

** - Not mine, my husband's channeling his own father.