- Sit down before you fall down.
- Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about.
- I have a hankerin' for some spankerin'. **
- What's the magic word?
- If you're not crying, you're not learning. **
- Every time I'd see that blueberry stain, I'd be reminded of what a bad little boy you were and that would make me sad.*
* - This one caused crying, so I thought I should tone the language down a little.
** - Not mine, my husband's channeling his own father.