Worst Road Signs - Ever

I've been doing a lot of driving with the new job in another state. Here are my all-time least favorite signs:

• Road Repairs next 53 miles (FIFTY-THREE!!!)
• Expect Delays
• Expressway (my ass, it's express)
• Freeway (not around here....I have my toll payer thingy...and dude, we're not in California where they call them freeways)
• Follow posted detour
• Ramp reopening Spring 2008 (and then a sign from the governor thanking you for visiting)