I want to step out of my life. I don't want to die or anything. I just want to go away. I'd like to leave my life, circumstances, house, car, some/most of my family, work or lack thereof behind and just start over as someone else with a totally different life and different circumstances and different.
That's normal, right?
We all go through rough patches, right?
What do you think I'd have to tell the feds to get in the witness protection program?