Thursday, March 15, 2007

Random Musings of a Lighter Nature

If I am at a bar/social gathering and am being hit upon, but am completely uninterested, I give out the name Charlotte Edwards. Mr. Long-Suffering goes by Tim Pullman (and if we're together and trying to blow someone off, Chuckles goes by the name Eric).

I think a good rule-of-thumb is that you should never go on Jerry Springer to find out who the father of your baby is, but if you do, it had better be one of the six guys you bring on with you, because if not, you look kind of slutty.

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