I'm going to a party tonight. We have a sitter and everything. So, I figured I'd rock the house, so I set my hair - like with a curling iron. I thought I was totally channeling mall hair from 1989 Bon Jovi videos and looked hot, but my husband insists I look a whole lot more like Shirley Temple circa 1939.
Oh, and the 31-year old woman in the mirror totally looked like my mom, so oh my god. Dude, I'm 31. And I remember when my mom was 31. And she's totally not hot now, so what is going to happen to me?
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