Everything must be super-great, peachy-keen, nothing-to-see-here fantastic because the Everything-is-OK alarm went off at 11:59, 12:43, 3:07, 5:23, 6:00, 6:01, 6:02, 6:03, etc. I look about as good as I feel.
Also, do you think it's possible I got some bootleg, knock-off all free-and-clear small-n-mighty detergent? I have heard of imposter shampoo before. The all doesn't look or smell quite right. I have two bottles side-by-side and the very inexpensive one from Big Lots! just isn't right (it's gloppy and thin and separated and the pour spout doesn't work).