I got an effing speeding ticket on my way to my sister-in-law's house after work. I had stopped by an outlet mall to do some shopping (in/out 4 stores, 15 minutes). This happened to me last year at this time too when I was headed to Big Lots! to buy Mr. Long-Suffering a 3 million candle power flashlight.
Must never shop again. Did buy my mom a very ugly blouse that she will love (it's green and brown, her fave...I could vomit).